This garment-dyed tee feels like a quiet reward after a long, loud day. The heavyweight cotton settles against your skin with a broken-in softness from the dyeing process, while bold, humorous text reads like a shared backstage memory: “I survived a 12-hour shift at THE PITT and all I got was this dramatic slow-motion recap.” It sits relaxed on the shoulders and drapes naturally—made to be pulled on after a shift, tossed into the washer without worry, and worn again when you want to laugh at the chaos. Available in many colors and sizes, the shirt works for those who clock long hours at arenas, event pits, or production zones and want a low-fuss piece that tells a story without shouting. The sewn-in label and double-needle seams keep it honest and durable; the tubular knit and pre-shrunk fabric mean it holds shape wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight 6.1 oz for durability and broken-in softness after garment dyeing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
- Pre-shrunk and available in sizes S–4XL with a sewn-in label and 58 color options
- Made in Honduras with durable construction suited to frequent wear and washing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean