| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, lightweight tee that says what you’re feeling without shouting. The simple line-art crab and understated “in my crabby era” text carry dry humor and quiet charm — great for lazy beach days, low-key brunches, or that mood when you want to keep people at arm’s length. The slim retail fit and crew neckline layer easily under a jacket or over a tank. Breathable Airlume cotton keeps it comfortable through warm afternoons, and the tear-away label means nothing scratches your skin while you wear your vibe. Ethically made and REACH certified, this shirt blends casual comfort with a wry little statement.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, casual silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified
- DTF/DTG printed graphics with crisp, detailed line art
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean