{"product_id":"ahs-13-black-ceramic-mug-oh-god-i-can-t-spend-eternity-here-humorous-quote-coffee-cup","title":"AHS 13 Black Ceramic Mug — \"Oh God I Can’t Spend Eternity Here\" Humorous Quote Coffee Cup","description":"A bold black ceramic mug featuring vintage-inspired typography and a dramatic, irreverent message wrapped around the cup. The richly colored design stands out against the glossy black finish, bringing a darkly humorous, theatrical touch to morning coffee, late-night tea, or a well-earned drink at the desk. The easy-grip C-shaped handle makes it comfortable to hold, while the 11 oz and 15 oz sizes let you choose your preferred pour. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, it’s made for everyday use by adults who enjoy gothic humor, expressive décor, and a little profanity with their caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy black ceramic with a 100% ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz (0.33 l) and 15 oz (0.44 l) sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp printed design with vintage-style typography\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for convenient everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67609521652009,"sku":"18696859049016668106","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67609521684777,"sku":"28415942775557247089","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/7862\/7881\/files\/16708421833637663022_2048.jpg?v=1791752420","url":"https:\/\/www.oldsoulapparelandhome.com\/es\/products\/ahs-13-black-ceramic-mug-oh-god-i-can-t-spend-eternity-here-humorous-quote-coffee-cup","provider":"Old Soul Apparel and Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}