| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This midweight fleece hoodie carries a cheeky, holiday-ready attitude — soft inside, bold on the back. The design’s playful green lettering reads “EWW PEOPLE” with a Santa hat accent, giving it a humorous, slightly grumpy holiday vibe that resonates with introverts, sarcastic gifters, and anyone who prefers quiet over crowd noise. The dropped shoulders and classic fit create an easy, lived-in silhouette you can pull on for morning coffee runs, late-night movie marathons, or low-key family gatherings. Thoughtfully made with OEKO-TEX certified materials and socially conscious manufacturing, it feels as good ethically as it does physically. Wear it when you want to keep warm, keep your distance, and still join in seasonal mischief.
Product features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed dropped shoulders for a casual, roomy fit
- Convenient pouch pocket for hands or small items
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and socially conscious manufacturing (FLA & WRAP)
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric blend with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
